Hilarious & Funny Life Quotes and Sayings

Who doesn't like a good laugh to lighten the day!? This is another massive collection of the best of fun and funny quotes from the biggies, celebrities and well some famous folks! The collection is seriously funny from the world of technology, sports, collection of nasty quotes, funny love quotes, silly quotes and more. Again, I get to keep updating the list often and the fun gets reloaded, so please feel free to bookmark the page and share it with your friends.

Had a fun time in compiling the list and hope you will enjoy it too...

Here is a sampling for you...

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty years - if my wife finds out she'll kill me." - Henry Youngman

"A fool and his money are soon elected." - Will Rogers

"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos" - Anon


"Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives." - Oscar Wilde


"It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so." - Jerome K. Jerome

"This suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts" - Oscar Wilde

Have a go at it @ Seriously Funny Quotes

You can have a double dose @ Hilarious One Liners

If you want more similar stuff, look for 'Satirical One Liners' @ Inspirational One Liners

You may also enjoy a fun collection of oxymora @ Fun with English

Cheers!